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This is the combat research department of the Executive Department, and I am one of the combat researchers. So let’s talk about the canteen. As we all know, there are three kinds of dishes in the canteen. The first is the cuisine of the teachers’ canteen, which usually needs a lot of money and scores to buy. The second is the category that our combatants usually eat the most. The third is the one that non-combatants despise, and dogs don’t eat, so it is left to Brother finger for dinner. With the headmaster’s sleeping, the school’s funds were already tight, and the funds allocated by the logistics department were less than last year.And Ricardo·M·Lu, our distinguished president of the Student Union, kept talking about Lionheart’s pre-meeting president Chu all day, and the school’s capital chain was even more tense, so that the canteen provided us with jiaozi stuffed with large intestine, steamed stuffed buns stuffed with stinky tofu, and a limited amount of spoiled pig’s trotters every day on the grounds of exercising us and making us have greater hopes for survival on the battlefield. When I ate these things, I overturned the dining table on the spot and made bad remarks.The equipment department member at the next table took out a lighter after I vented. Although it was only a lighter, the sixth sense I developed in the tactical department for a long time told me that it was very dangerous, so I ordered the students around me to hold him down. Subsequent facts proved that this lighter was a golden bomb, which could pave the canteen. Obviously, this equipment department classmate had planned it, but due to my unfavorable custody, this golden bomb was accidentally lost. Maybe it.Maybe there will be more. Ladies and gentlemen, the crazies in the Equipment Department, the sharp swords in the Executive Department, the girls in the Student Union and the members of the Lionheart Association, I think it’s time for us to cooperate, or the opportunity has come. Maybe we should go halfway up the mountain to watch fireworks at 12 o’clock? I will wait for you halfway up the mountain.
（以下来自诺玛翻译）这里是执行部战斗研究部门，我是其中的一位战斗研究员，那么我们来谈谈关于食堂的问题，众所周知食堂菜有上中下之分，第一是教师食堂的菜系，通常需要不菲的价钱和分数才能购买，第二是我们战斗人员平常吃的最多的品类，第三是非战斗人员都看不上的，狗都不吃的一，般留给芬格尔师兄当晚餐的。而随着校长的沉睡，学校资金本来运转就紧张，后勤部的拨金对比去年少了一些，还有我们尊贵的学生会主席-路明非，整天念叨着什么狮心会前会长楚什么的，学校资金链更是紧张，以至于食堂以锻炼我们，使我们在战场上获得更大的生存希望为由，为我们提供了大肠馅的饺子，臭豆腐馅的包子，每天限量的发馊了的猪蹄，当我吃到这些东西的时候，我当场掀翻了食堂的桌子，并说出了不好的言论，例如“这吃的都是什么狗屎”。隔壁桌的装备部成员在我发泄之后掏出了打火机，虽然只是个打火机，但我长时间在战术部门养成的第六感告诉我，它非常的危险，于是我命令周围的同学按住了他，后续事实证明，此打火机是烁金炸弹，可以铺平整片食堂，很明显，这位装备部的同学早有预谋，但是，由于我的保管不利，这个烁金炸弹不小心丢失了，也许它会在晚上12点出现在食堂的地下，也许还会变得更多，各位，装备部的疯子们，执行部的利刃们，学生会的女孩们和狮心会的成员们，我觉得，我们合作的时间，或者说机会到了，也许我们应该在12点去半山腰看烟花吗？我会在半山腰等待你们的到来 -
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